READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
The friendship ritual has begun
And this is why you always reblog RDJ
THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL
I don’t know.
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
Someone take my photoshop away
No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this.
"Who the hell is Bucky?"
"You know me…"
"No, I don’t!"
"I’m not going to fight you…"
"Your name is James Barnes…"
"You’re my friend…"
"You’re my MISSION!"
"Then finish it… because I’m with you til the end of the line…"